As many of my closest friends are aware, I am a devout Christian who spends most of my time in prayer and surfing for porn.
Faced with a dilemma, I would often say to myself, 'What would Jesus do in this situation?'; but I would just say it; I wouldn't think what he might actually do.
I've had acquaintances who joined The Freemasons and subsequently their careers would rocket to the top; I don't understand why anyone would want to be at the top, it's nicer at the bottom where you can get a good view up ladies' skirts.
This is quite a random post actually; I'm still testing the ability of my new blog to help me generate new ideas. The gawd honest truth, ladies and gentlemen, I don't actually use my brain to type my blogs... I use a keyboard, otherwise it would hurt too much and I might have an epileptic fit half way through.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
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