8.02.2006

Your Life: live it like a true monkey

Never let anyone tell you how to live your life; apart from your parents... but who listens to their parents anyway?

We're all highly evolved self righteous monkeys. God invented the stick so we could beat our neighbours with it if any of them did anything that we disagreed with. If everyone had a stick, we'd constantly be beating each other and not get much work done.

So basically, the moral of the story is not to worry what the person next to you is doing because it's none of your business, and besides, you should be busy setting the example by beating yourself with your own stick...

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