Elvis: The Scientist

Elvis is not dead, he merely disappeared.

Many people do not know that Elvis, the legendary singer, had an IQ that makes the smartest humans on this planet look like amoeba. This is the truth that even the most diehard fans would never know about this man.

He faked his own death, he had been planning it for years; while he performed those songs, he plotted and schemed. Elvis was one of those rare gifted individuals who had a unique ability to multitask his thoughts. During the first live performance of 'Suspicious Minds', he had conceived the concept of interstellar travel, devised a space craft and calculated the time that it would take to reach Alpha Centauri.

Priscilla would often hear Elvis screaming like a maniac in his study. The mind of the undiscovered genius was at odds with itself. 'Why O' Why?' he would implore to his wife as if she were a higher entity.

'What is it my dear? What is this fury that has possessed you?' she would say.

He would curl his fingers as if seized by some horrible affliction that caused fingers to curl up, 'The technology!'

'What do you mean?'

'My darling, I have all the money in the world, yet, the technology does not exist... I cannot... cannot... do it... It's too much! Too much!' He would grab his skull between his hands, collapse onto his knees and begin sobbing.